You want another scissor cut, punk!?!?!
Everyone at St. Mary's knows I'm the better speller, future burn victim, I mean, Eric. Just because I lost the "Ultimate Universal Grand Master Champion Final Determination of Who Is the Better Speller Spelling Contest", on a FAKE WORD, I might add, doesn't mean you keep the title for life. It had a 10 year expiration in the case that you won. You may have missed that in the fine print.
Signatures make you seem cooler and more important.